Just like a Baby

Car seat?  $120.00
Moby wrap? $40.00
Deciding you don’t know how to use either with a tiny infant and having to go to the Target to buy maybe a teddy bear but then certainly a doll baby who blinks her eyes creepily but thankfully doesn’t do anything else? $17.00

Finding out that the doll baby giggles manically, howls in frustration, sucks a bottle, refuses to keep sucking and then falls asleep snoring until you lay her down at which point her little plastic eyelids pop right open?


3 Responses

  1. I love you guys.

  2. HAHAH!

    That creepy and funny!

  3. The greatest post ever! Good luck.

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