Car seat? $120.00
Moby wrap? $40.00
Deciding you don’t know how to use either with a tiny infant and having to go to the Target to buy maybe a teddy bear but then certainly a doll baby who blinks her eyes creepily but thankfully doesn’t do anything else? $17.00
Finding out that the doll baby giggles manically, howls in frustration, sucks a bottle, refuses to keep sucking and then falls asleep snoring until you lay her down at which point her little plastic eyelids pop right open?